Grievance of a Housing Society2

(That is, if it could talk!)

 

I give the man a house with solid walls and windows large

He feels mighty insecure and puts a high fence in charge

 

I give neighbors a shared wall so they won't feel lonely

Instead they harass the other with careless noise, and bully

 

I give the community a beautiful garden in the middle

"Where will I park my car now?" they complain and grumble

 

I give everyone enough water to drink, and bathe twice a day

"Why isn't there any to wash my darn car?" is what they say!

 

I give the woman handsome eucalyptus trees in her backyard

She hates the mess made by the dry leaves that they discard

 

I give the man the pretty vista of a hilly landscape

He worries about rain running down n clogging his doorstep

 

From the hubbub of city I give folks respite and quiet

Then a woman says – ".. this deathly silence makes me upset!"

 

I give the lady a 3rd floor flat for a gentle breeze

She complains that odors from gal below make her sneeze

 

I give cool and dark interior to the old man in the basement

He croaks that water leakage from lady above ruins his paint

 

I give the community a common area to meet and make friends

Fighting and bitching is always how their meeting ends!

 

Oh, I do pamper the urban man, try to give him comfort and joy

But, he is so implacable, hard to please, and easy to annoy!

 

Notes:

1. A “housing society” is a community of bungalows and apartments.

 

 

Abhay B. Joshi

June 2014